So this dead whale washes up on a beach, and local residents could not decide how to dispose of it. The stink was getting stronger, and they felt something needed to be done. The thing is, no one wanted to cut the whale up into manageable pieces, that would take too long. So instead, they decided to scatter 1,000 pounds of dynamite around the dead whale and blow it up. The results were, to say the least, spectacular, and not at all what the residents had anticipated. I will give you one clue.
The next time you are asked to blow up a whale with 1,000 pounds of dynamite, bring a rain coat.